Women need to stop thinking that men are judging their bodies. Men don’t care about cellulite. Men aren’t looking at your stomach. They’re so happy that you’re there and you have your clothes off!
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired
I just woke up and the heats not on in my apartment…
then sir THIS is the text post for you!
The speed of fast
I have died
"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
Rudolph the red nose reindeer, you’ll “go down in history”
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.
OH MY GOD
Gene Wilder is the adult I strive to be
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
4. rub chapstick on a scantron and the machine wont be able to mark your answers as wrong
4 is the key to life in highschool, holy shit
I need 4 to be tattooed on my soul.
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